The alcohol taster

An alcohol factory's regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunk, with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him. He was given a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.” “Correct,” said the boss. Another glass “It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels.” “Correct.” The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. “It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who the father is.”

The director collapsed.